A fan wrote to the Tottenham board

Enjoy.

So, here’s one for you. A friend of mine, a longstanding supporter, decided to write to Spurs recently, given the way things are going.

Our purpose here is not for us to pick holes in the letter. Lord knows the cannibalism amongst fans has been at a fever pitch, of late.

The punchline is the reply.

Sirs / Madam,

I would ask you all as the leadership of t…