A future foretold on lavatory wall
Game week one
Fantasy football chuckles galore from me, only because my talents in this area are notoriously awful.
One of my favourite things ever was a sign above a toilet in independent bookmakers very many years ago, that read ‘Please don’t throw betting slips down the toilet’.
Some wag had doctored it to read ‘Please don’t throw yourself down the toilet’.
I’d ne…
