... And Nothing Like The Truth

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Tottenham’s pre-match press conference for Monday night’s game against Everton should be fun - if your idea of fun is burning ants with a magnifying glass.

Cristian Stellini has already made a short film with the in-house media wallah, which has the tone of one of those coping admirably with grief interviews they segue into daytime television shows.