I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me down and so began
The story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from his BeaujolaisI think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way
He went na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
He thinks he's educated
Airs th…
