Cock-Blocking For Absolute Beginners

Our man Beadle isolates the damp fuse...

Ultimately it doesn’t matter who the head coach is. They might be the gene-spliced love-child of Guardiola, Ferguson, Busby, Shankly, Nicholson, and Clough, but they’d still never succeed because those sat around the extra-wide boardroom table (designed to accommodate a plethora of clown shoes) will never let them succeed, and the players only share one…