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Melvin Udall: [to a group of depressed psychiatric patients] What if this is as good as it gets?

Where to start? A Sky Sports pundit who on at least two occasions called us Tottenham Hotspurs, and we had Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher playing the Italian Man Bad game, and that was even before we get to the mighty Spurs.

In truth, there was nothing learned, although given Kane’s three provocations before the face grab, the Romero yellow, Moura’s r…