Everton it is, then

Good morning where you are, and welcome to another historic day in the life of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club (trading as Enfield Novelties, Limited).

Today, our fearless coach, Thick Dundee, will lead us into battle against Everton, under David Moyes' new management.

Moyes is a wiley old bird and will relish the opportunity to clamber away from the re…