Flat Eric

Another Flat Eric of a news day.

The Bryan Gil Story is unlikely to make it into any top ten lists in this lifetime. El Wispy is back at Spurs, hoping to talk his way into a spot at Celta Vigo.

Another sterling piece of work from Paratici, who is bizarrely still revered in some parts of the fan base.

There are rumblings about Sonny, with the reporting c…