Fun at the funeral parlour

Tottenham Hotspur may be forced to turn down January offers for midfielders Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg and Oliver Skipp after Rodrigo Bentancur was ruled out until February.

Matt Law has gone full-on ‘state the obvious’ and suggested that Spurs won’t sell two midfielders with so much doom and destruction surrounding the first-team squad.

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