Goldfish Fans Picking Horses

Oh no, it's the Morning Line

Watching fans on social media nailing their wedding vegetables/colours to the masts of every passing coach is quite fatiguing.

It’s like watching people picking a horse in a bookies’ office, based on its name.

Luis Enrique’s name was doing the rounds, thanks in part to Alasdair Gold, who told the under-12s that watch his hour-plus, fireless fireside ch…