I'll have what Bissouma's having!

Our man coys1882 scythes through the hot air

I read an article this week, in the Daily Telegraph, entitled "Can 'Two-Tier' Keir Unite a Fractured Britain?" ... to which I replied in the comments section, "On a scale of plausibility, this is like asking ‘Can a hedgehog change a light bulb?!’"

I feel in a similarly venomous and equally sarcastic mood when it comes to commenting on our prospects for t…