I'll tell you what's wrong with it all

Oh no, it's the Morning Line

There have been a number of great football commentators over the years and Sam Matterface isn’t one of them. “We needed Gary Lineker, but we got Chris Waddle” squawked Sam after the Harry Kane penalty miss. I can imagine that this didn’t sit well with a fair few England fans. By that stage, I had almost tuned the white-van-man-noise out, but there’s a p…