"I've applied for so many jobs in football... so many, and they've all come back as negative"

Meritocracy and Pascal Chimbonda are strangers

This is what I now refer to as everyday extraordinary.

I used to whisper all manner of nonsense in my dog’s ear, but had he ever whispered in mine, ‘I think you and mum should let me drive the car’, I would have asked my GP to section me.

Pascal Chimbonda - boss of NINTH TIER Skelmersdale United, is there for a reason, and it will have nothing to do wit…