'Managing director speaking'

Oh no, it's The Morning Line

The Harry Kane to Bayern Munich tale won’t go away, with Bild now claiming that the England captain has ‘been around to Thomas Tuchel’s house’ to discuss this meisterstück of a transfer manoeuvre.

Folks, I simply don’t buy it. We’ve been through this before at length and my best guess is that this is the work of the brains of the operation, Charlie Kane…