Meet the new boss...

The news is out - the band that nobody wanted the first time around - is getting back together!

Fabio Paratici and Johan Lange, formerly of the Emerson Royal Blues Explosion, are emerging from enforced retirement and, due to legal pressures, will now tour as the Guglielmo Vicario Cooking Explosion.

Fabio assured his English bankers:

“I’m delighted to be…