Mid-priced mediocrity

Neal Page: Please. Have mercy. I’ve been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday.

One recurring issue with Spurs transfer rumours is the desperate desire to package players as fabulous, show-stopping and generally, box-office sensations have overtaken honest reporting. The business we are in is to generate as much traffic as possible, and to hell with the consequences. Look no further than poor Emerson Royal, who was billed as a Barc…