Pride, laughter and suspected child abuse

As I would imagine, a good many others made the mistake of watching the England game last night. No wonder, then, that I’m told Daniel Levy is a long-time admirer of Gareth Southgate. Much like Tottenham Hotspur itself, it makes all the right noises, but it’s in no way to be confused with a successful football team.

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