Shut up, you tart

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Morning all. Unless, of course, you own Nottingham Forest Football Club. Tubby, who previously publicly berated Nuno Espírito Santo on a Saturday afternoon, to then give him a contract extension on Monday morning, has been at it again.

A source tells me that it’s simply a tantrum, and his legal team is trying to break it to him gently that he’s essentia…