'So simple, even a monkey could do it. Which is why we immediately thought of you!'

Spurs have confirmed the departures of Japhet Tanganga, Ryan Sessegnon, Eric Dier and Ivan Perišić following the conclusion of their contracts.

We thank Japhet, Ryan, Eric and Ivan for their service to the Club and wish them all the very best for the future.

The sorrow here of course is that Japhet and Ryan were seen as classic Levy earners, but as he kn…