Spurs are lousy in bedMelvin Udall: People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch. TheBoyHotspurSep 14, 2022∙ PaidSharePhoto by Philipp Meiners on UnsplashContinue reading this post for free, courtesy of TheBoyHotspur.Claim my free postOr purchase a paid subscription.PreviousNext