Tetris On A Game Boy With A Failing Battery

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Spurs have announced a friendly against West Ham, plus two additional Asian cities for further matches – details to be confirmed.

This is pretty rich for a club so keen to shove its touchy-feely credentials down our throats at every opportunity, and a mission statement to halve its carbon emissions by 2030.

I don’t buy any of this nonsense but refuse to …