Thanksgiving

Del Griffith: This is Czechoslovakian ivory

Okay, before we get under the hood of yesterday’s Charity Shop skirmish kindly note that all of these graphics expand if you tap on them.

This is how we lined up.

However, this is how we set up, but whatever broadcaster we had yesterday had opted to pick a camera location midway up a stand, so this dominant, about-to-invade Poland vibe didn’t come across on the screen.

Short-lets was inside the centre circle, with Davies and Emerson inside the Bournemouth half.

The first was an interminable anus ache of the lowest order. The xG dynamics, or the ‘are we there yet?’ printout reads precisely as one might expect the electrocardiograph of someone emerging from a coma.

Despite the goal, Spurs didn’t wake.