Thick Dundee toe curlers

My thanks to Stuart Peterson

Ange’s first 10 EPL games in charge:

• Average 2.6 points per game

• Goals scored 22

• Goals conceded 9

• Best win Liverpool (the highest team at season’s end we beat in that quarter) 3rd

• Worst defeat N/A (the lowest team at season’s end we lost to in that quarter)

Anges’ last 9 EPL games in charge (we hope):

• Average: .4444 points per game

• Goals scored 9

• Goals conceded …