Another busy day as we nervously await the outcomes of the transfer window, which, at this stage, looks like more junk being named and shamed in the exit lists, but before we wade in, I only had to wait until yesterday to see an X account announce that we play Everton in a fortnight and he WILL score.
This could only be true if that game were to coincide with his one-in-four ratio. As I say, you can’t reach some people, even with a spiritualist.
Those still recovering from Tel’s performance on Sunday might want to note that Micky Moore is now heading to the Fatherland.
Fabrizio Romano says that FC Köln have closed the agreement. A deal is in place on a straight loan basis, and the green light to travel from N17 is lit. There’s no buy option clause; back to Spurs in June 2027.
Maybe that answers a few questions.
Juventus have agreed a deal to sign Pape Matar Sarr - it’s also a loan, but with a mandatory buy clause, subject to certain conditions. Presumably one being, that he’s not expected to be any better than the willing yet frankly inept player that signed for us under that same name in 2021. More proof that signing for Spurs is one long gravy train.
That deal could be worth £30 million.
Danso is leaving, probably for the bright lights of Sunderland, but let’s not get bogged down in confected regret. From what Roberto said, it was the player who initiated the exit.
Yes, he's leaving, I get it, but I really cannot get sucked into an ‘it’s such a shame’ type of conversation when the player doesn’t fancy it. Maybe treat yourself to a Sunderland shirt instead?
FC Porto are said to have loaned Souza, and Koyo Takai is understood to be on his way to STVV in Belgium.
I feel nothing for any of them, and I hope that we replace all of them with players who improve us - which isn’t unreasonable, is it?
Romano also adds that we’re working on a deal with Chelsea, which, aside from the ‘is he any good ’ conversations, tells us that after Daniel’s departure, suddenly other clubs appear willing to talk to us again.
Rejoice, I say. Rejoice away.
Tosin, 28, joined Chelsea on a free from Fulham in 2024 and made 41 appearances in his first season there. He has been surplus under Xabi Alonso this campaign, left out of the first two Premier League squads, and Chelsea have been open to selling him in the final hours of the window. He was also offered to Manchester United last week, though they did not pursue it.
Spurs have spent heavily this summer (over £300m if my maths are right) and are looking at defensive cover. The window in England closes Tuesday night, so any deal would have to move quickly. No fee or personal terms have been confirmed as yet.
Spurs have supposedly reached an agreement in principle with Everton for the Senegal international. The deal is subject to personal terms and a medical. Reports put the fee around £60m. Ndiaye would add versatility in attack after the recent arrivals of Omar Marmoush (loan from Manchester City with an obligation to buy) and Savinho.
I would suggest that the £60 million is, in part, offset the money for Richarlison. Who, incidentally, has lashed out rather mindlessly in his departure.
This twaddle translates to “I am the villain in many stories that are poorly told,” pretty neatly summing up how detached from reality he really was.
All we ever wanted were goals.
My fear is what fans who bought into the daftness of yet another wanting footballer we bought will do now with their affections?
The problem with Ndiaye is that he’s NOT the answer either.
His best scoring season was 14 Championship goals for Sheffield United in 2022–23 (plus 11 assists). At Everton, he has been a regular starter and useful creator, but not a high-volume No. 9.
De Zerbie says there’s no panic.
This could be a long, strange trip.








I’d welcome Ndiaye …but as we are not offering huge sums Lange and Vinai will fill their pants ..
I don't think Ndiaye's lack of goals will be a problem for us either - he's negotiating with Arsenal as well. Eze redux.