This week's footballing DEI hire is...

Genuinely tremendous news for applicants who have had historical drink problems, as well as having felt marginalised by the school curriculum when it came to colonialism.

Better yet, did you have a disastrous stint as a football manager, failing to win any of your opening six games, while publicly calling out your players to the press, and incurring a four-match FA ban not to mention being binned before you got your first pay cheque in the same job?

No matter, the BBC have hired a talentless pot plant, just like you!