Tottenham attacker being offered for just €30M, must be a good thing, surely?

Mathys Tel is not a player I would have bought. In fact, I think I’ve made numerous references to him on my YouTube channel as being this millennium’s Frasier Campbell—the unexpected item in the bagging area.

It couldn’t be a true Spurs transfer deal, of course, without Daniel Levy adding his extra tuppence worth of stupid and knocking cash off the deal…