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Lord Croker's avatar

Of all of the boar races being touted out there this geezer is the one I would like to see in the shirt.

Lord Croker's avatar

Boat races ffs.

John E's avatar

I can’t see Newcastle letting Tonali and Guimaries go at the same time.They have already lost Gordon,to lose those two as well would look a bit reckless.The bank balance would be healthy,but I don’t think the Geordies would be happy.

East Stand's avatar

Historically Tonali would be the ‘hype target’ for Spurs, and a 21 year old from the Spammers would be the actual one.

If the above is true, then things may have actually changed. Otherwise it’s the same old shit, watch that space…

coys1882's avatar

Except that, under Levy, the 21 year old from Spam would have costed £30 million, not £85 million and he would have finally arrived, after interminable haggling, on the last day of pre-season! So there is already a change ES, the only question is how big of one?

East Stand's avatar

Fair point COYS!

SpursGoliath's avatar

I do believe we're genuinely in for him and a bid of £85 million indicates we are. My hunch is the 'cash injection' is simply to get RDZ's man - Tonali. I'm sure it was discussed when the manager signed his deal that he'd be wanting some non negotiable signings (the first being Van Hecke of course).

If City match the Anderson deal and blow us out of the water that's life, nothing you can do. If it's a case of finding the extra £10 mill from where we're currently sat then it'll be unforgivable not to go that extra bit and secure the deal.

Last season screamed that we need a near entirely new 11 and one full of 'serious' oven ready PL experienced players. Survival saved the owners a few hundred million over the next few years, one star player really shouldn't be too much to ask.

East Stand's avatar

Agreed, only an almost completely refurbished first team will remedy the total clusterfuck Levy oversaw in the years after the stadium move.

Not ONE decent thing has been done since we moved in, not fucking one. Not much more in the previous two decades either. Daniel is a massive cock, end of story…

SpursGoliath's avatar

There simply has to be a statement signing this summer at Spurs and this should be the one.

A world class central midfielder would always be my choice for that signing - admittedly the striker position is pressing too, but a standout midfield leader should dictate how you actually play to an even greater extent than a forward. The best midfielder in the side should indicate your style of play and identity, Kane was a bit extraordinary being an exception to that but there's no 'alternative Kane' on the market anyway.

So get it done!

After that if it's a decent winger (I'd go for Gakpo over Savinho for reliability) and a reliable but maybe not spectacular forward (where are the spectacular forwards on the market?) - I'll take that as a successful window.

After that sell a few, loan a few and put down the shutters and get ready for pre season. Let the others haggle and beg for crumbs for once!

East Stand's avatar

Who wants our consistently 17th placed garbage though?

SpursGoliath's avatar

We'll shift Romero, Sarr and Vicar relatively easily but I see us caving a bit on value. Rather than £100 mill for the lot I'm seeing more like £70 mill for the lot.

Richarlison...good time to sell as he was our 'top scorer' (laughable)...someone will have a nibble but under £20 million I imagine. Seen valuations of £30 mill+ and not happening. A PL team will take a risk on him, maybe Everton, but could have to wait until near deadline day.

Others to go like Dragusin, Solomon and Devine might fetch a little.

I still see maybe one of Vuskovic or Bergvall going as clubs get a bit twitchy towards the end of the window and someone throws £70 mill at us for one of them.

East Stand's avatar

I reckon 30m+ is achievable for Richarlison, given the reasons you mention. The market is overheated way beyond what they are worth in reality.