Tottenham Hotspur is a Burke and Hare operation for the 21st Century

This week, all the lads that attend the Press Conferences at Hotspur Way have been briefed by the press office and other sources associated with the club, to the effect that Antonio Conte will be backed in this summer’s transfer window.

Sounds good. It sounds especially pleasing when every single journalist is signing the same song. The only problem is, …