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Watch: Jan Paul Van Hecke's goal vs Tunisia

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They are calling it one of the 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 individual performances from a centre-back so far in the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

This is some player Spurs have got on their hands. 39 passes into the final third is bordering on a typo.

The best response to this I have seen online this far was this beauty:

“Can someone ask Simon Jordan to text Daniel Levy to elaborate on his ‘pants pulled down’ comment?

It’s just that we now have an £80m+ player in our ranks. A player that our manager wanted. It must be my inferior football business brain that can’t work it out.”

I repeat, Daniel is a bitter little man.

Match statistical summary

• 90 minutes played

• 8.7 FotMob Rating and a MOTM award

• 1 goal

• 145 touches

• 130/134 accurate passes

• 39 passes into the final third

• 7/8 accurate long balls

• 7 recoveries

• 3/4 aerial duels won

• 2/4 ground duels won

• 4 clearances

• 2 tackles

• 1 block

• 1 interception

• 1 chance created

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