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Ah, the Interlull, how we have missed you.

Gareth Southgate has nudged himself in the human being rankings to surely become nailed on for a phone call from Daniel Levy, announcing that teenage boys are spending too much time gaming, gambling and watching pornography.

If Wokegate wants to stop youths wanking and zapping zombies, he’s soon going to realise…