We Need To Talk About Donna

Oh no, it's The Morning Line

This appears to be legit, as the kids say.

A fan writes to the club’s CEO and says I want my mummy. CEO replies and says, I’m not your mummy, but she could well be on her way.

I have to say, the pronoun thing makes my heart sink, and I’ve actually become that guy, who now scrolls to the email footer and if they’re there, I reply by saying we don’t condu…