You Couldn't Make It Up

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Simon Jordan has fallen out of bed again, and thankfully one of the nurses was able to get his corporate bedpan beneath the talkSPORT pundit just in time, to catch a defence with less about it than one starring Eric Dier and Davinson Sanchez:

"Levy has had ambition on the manager side. If Tottenham had no ambition, why would th…