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How we done 'em

We secured a convincing 4-0 victory, despite being reduced to 10 men in the second half, against a pretty hopeless Copenhagen. The visitor’s performance was hampered by Tottenham’s high press and individual brilliance, no more so than from Van de Ven.

Goals and assists

  • 13’: Brennan Johnson opened the scoring for Spurs with a clinical finish after a quick counter-attack, assisted by Xavi Simons.

  • 45+2’: Odobert doubled the lead just before half-time, assisted by R. Kolo Muani, capitalising on a defensive lapse from Copenhagen.

  • 52’: Micky van de Ven scored an absolute stunner—a left-footed volley from outside the box that rocketed into the bottom corner. This goal has been hailed as a potential Goal of the Season contender and even drawn comparisons to Lionel Messi’s iconic strikes by Brentford manager Thomas Frank.

  • 64: João Palhinha added the final blow with an assist from Cristian Romero.

Player Ratings

Guglielmo Vicario 5 was largely untested; this was very much a one-sided affair

Pedro Porro 7 produced some good stuff, but I will keep warning you, this was not European royalty. See you at the Manchester United game!

Cristian Romero 7 set up Paulhina’s goal with one of his creative sparkaroonies.

Micky van de Ven 9 Scored a Puskás-contender solo goal; untroubled at the back.

Destiny Udogie 6 driving runs caused problems. Passing accuracy 82%.

Rodrigo Bentancur 7 instrumental in transitions, Micky’s goal being a fine example.

Pape Matar Sarr 7 Picked up after the red, driving passes and an 88% passing accuracy.

Xavi Simons 8 drew high praise from all around. Let’s see this in the Premier League.

Brennan Johnson 6, great to get a goal, but ineffective is an accurate appraisal.

Wilson Odobert 6 A growing threat. Let’s see this in the Premier League.

Randal Kolo Muani 5 is there a player in there, is there?

Joao Palhinha 6 solid, and another great goal.

Richarlison 0 just fuck off.

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